bmw_guy 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 Word to the wise, don't take any advice from Emily Just having a vadge doesn't make her qualified Hhaha +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmw_guy 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 I have it sorted i think just need a small something thoughtful gift. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaz 64 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 That is the plan, iv already got a cute place sorted looking over the city lights. If it was over in Auckland, there are some very nice places over in Devonport. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmw_guy 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 Yer i bet, this is just out rototuna ways on a nice hill. With a swing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjs 64 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 Some form of suprise always works a treat! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmw_guy 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 yer i know , just not sure of the surprise its on wed eek Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 Detachable penis (for the bFm'ers). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 I have the vagina here. I thought that was a rare model. From what I understand most dont work and breakdown with headaches..even after reading all the manuals, you still cant get them to work. I heard the european built ones react and work better and more often though and are less expensive to maintain. There are a few built in asia as well that I heard work well too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Braeden320 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 LOL @ Glenn My advise is to be original Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forrest 35 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 I heard most of them are Alfa Romeo's, break down atleast once a month and need constant maintenence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmw_guy 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 LOL @ Glenn My advise is to be original exactly my plan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grant 4 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 Listen to me Brook. I have the vagina hair.FixedSorry - couldn't resist Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmw_guy 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 Fixed Sorry - couldn't resist Where do you come up with this haha its great Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grant 4 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 I thought that was a rare model. From what I understand most dont work and breakdown with headaches..even after reading all the manuals, you still cant get them to work. I heard the european built ones react and work better and more often though and are less expensive to maintain. There are a few built in asia as well that I heard work well too.Like all models I find reliabilty is a direct correlation of how well they have been serviced throughout their lifetime. A well serviced one is likely to last a lot longer and be less inclined to the aforementioned breakdowns. Also as far as reading the manuals is concerned, I have found that learning on the job seems to work well, and if in doubt have a go anyway - what's the worst that can happen! Cheers Grant Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OLLIE 26 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 trim your ball hair, so that when you surprise her she doesn't floss her teeth at the same time. She'll love you for it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrantiC Report post Posted September 21, 2009 trim your ball hair, so that when you surprise her she doesn't floss her teeth at the same time. She'll love you for it. ROFL!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 ^^ Thats what Andy keeps asking for. I tell him it separates the men from the boys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rds 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 Just take a drink from the furry cup, it takes no planning and is an easy win Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 Bald is better though... less chance in getting caught up in the hairy lassoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laadeelaa 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 trim your ball hair, so that when you surprise her she doesn't floss her teeth at the same time. She'll love you for it.You mean wax?Nothing like your balls being stuck to a hot wax strip. It sounds really gay, and probably is, but go buy a card, and write some corny mooshy stuff in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 Nothing like your balls being stuck to a hot wax strip. Youv'e done it too ?? hurts eh ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Driftit 2079 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 trim your ball hair, so that when you surprise her she doesn't floss her teeth at the same time. She'll love you for it. Hahaha thats awesome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laadeelaa 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 (edited) Youv'e done it too ?? hurts eh ? I don't have Testicles. Well Good Luck Brook. Sounds like you have it pretty sorted. Make sure you tell us what you end up doing. After all, the whole of Bimmersport knows about your love life now. Edited September 21, 2009 by MS BM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 After all, the whole of Bimmersport knows about your love life now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted September 21, 2009 F**k her best friend. It does the trick if you are trying to get rid of her which I assume you are. Worked for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites