One year anniversary tips and ideas

[bmw_guy 0]

Word to the wise, don't take any advice from Emily

Just having a vadge doesn't make her qualified

Hhaha +1

[bmw_guy 0]

I have it sorted i think just need a small something thoughtful gift.

[Kaz 64]

That is the plan, iv already got a cute place sorted looking over the city lights.

If it was over in Auckland, there are some very nice places over in Devonport.

[bmw_guy 0]

Yer i bet, this is just out rototuna ways on a nice hill. With a swing

[jjs 64]

Some form of suprise always works a treat!

[bmw_guy 0]

yer i know , just not sure of the surprise

its on wed eek

[westy 614]

Detachable penis (for the bFm'ers).

[*Glenn* 854]

I have the vagina here.

I thought that was a rare model. From what I understand most dont work and breakdown with headaches..even after reading all the manuals, you still cant get them to work. I heard the european built ones react and work better and more often though and are less expensive to maintain. There are a few built in asia as well that I heard work well too.

[Braeden320 0]

LOL @ Glenn

My advise is to be original

[Forrest 35]

I heard most of them are Alfa Romeo's, break down atleast once a month and need constant maintenence.

[bmw_guy 0]

LOL @ Glenn

My advise is to be original

exactly my plan

[Grant 4]

Listen to me Brook. I have the vagina hair.

Fixed

Sorry - couldn't resist

[bmw_guy 0]

Fixed

Sorry - couldn't resist

Where do you come up with this haha

its great

[Grant 4]

I thought that was a rare model. From what I understand most dont work and breakdown with headaches..even after reading all the manuals, you still cant get them to work. I heard the european built ones react and work better and more often though and are less expensive to maintain. There are a few built in asia as well that I heard work well too.

Like all models I find reliabilty is a direct correlation of how well they have been serviced throughout their lifetime.

A well serviced one is likely to last a lot longer and be less inclined to the aforementioned breakdowns.

Also as far as reading the manuals is concerned, I have found that learning on the job seems to work well, and if in doubt have a go anyway - what's the worst that can happen!

Cheers

Grant

[OLLIE 26]

trim your ball hair, so that when you surprise her she doesn't floss her teeth at the same time. She'll love you for it.

[Guest FrantiC]

trim your ball hair, so that when you surprise her she doesn't floss her teeth at the same time. She'll love you for it.

ROFL!!

[westy 614]

^^ Thats what Andy keeps asking for.

I tell him it separates the men from the boys.

[rds 0]

Just take a drink from the furry cup, it takes no planning and is an easy win

[*Glenn* 854]

Bald is better though... less chance in getting caught up in the hairy lassoo

[laadeelaa 0]

trim your ball hair, so that when you surprise her she doesn't floss her teeth at the same time. She'll love you for it.

You mean wax?

Nothing like your balls being stuck to a hot wax strip.

It sounds really gay, and probably is, but go buy a card, and write some corny mooshy stuff in it.

[*Glenn* 854]

Nothing like your balls being stuck to a hot wax strip.

Youv'e done it too ?? hurts eh ?

[Driftit 2078]

trim your ball hair, so that when you surprise her she doesn't floss her teeth at the same time. She'll love you for it.

Hahaha thats awesome.

[laadeelaa 0]

Youv'e done it too ?? hurts eh ?

I don't have Testicles.

Well Good Luck Brook. Sounds like you have it pretty sorted. Make sure you tell us what you end up doing.

After all, the whole of Bimmersport knows about your love life now.

Edited September 21, 2009 by MS BM

[*Glenn* 854]

After all, the whole of Bimmersport knows about your love life now.

[Nobimmer 694]

F**k her best friend.

It does the trick if you are trying to get rid of her which I assume you are. Worked for me.