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They should raise the age to 18 , so when lil' Johnny leaves skool at 16 he gets 2 years to save up for a Godzilla to get his license in. As we know our lawmakers know what's good for us. Their infinite wisdom has based experience on age discrimination not actual hours experience. seriously though..... They should lower the driving age to 14 years , but raise the age of car ownership [maybe to 18] and make the car owner responsible for the driver. These laws already work a treat in the finance industry when the parents co-sign or go guarantor for their brats to buy something. If they don't pay the finance co goes after the parents [with no excuses] I've seen kids taught to drive in go karts or the race track in a controlled environment that are seldom a problem when they get on the road [ they generally have better skills and control of their egos ]

Haha Glenn! you must have more mechanical sympathy than me, I like to use stale gasoline. I blend 15% Stale Gas with Waste engine oil and run it in my Pajero Diesel If any body has any stale gas pm me [ it's better than fresh gas for my use ]

I've been to some quite entertaining funerals to! The worst thing about V8 supercars is the 7500 RPM Limiter The best thing about V8 supercars is watching them "live" at the top of the mountain at Bathurst [ mind you the crowd behavoir is more entertaining than the racing ] Bathurst is all about beer and more beer, hassling the cops, hassling the floozies, more beer and occasionally watching the racing cars. [ "A Westy dream" ] The grid girls are all good to!

HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good," said the teacher. Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and Iexplained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher. Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath .... Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling" "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog sh*t!" Then I would say,"It is dog sh*t. Wanna buy a toothbrush?" "I used the government approach of giving you something shitty, but looks good, for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth." The teacher was speechless.

Happy Birthday Ollie!!

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue........salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.... In one second the sharp lime taste hits... .... At two seconds the Baileys curdles... At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits...... At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,"Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."

Cash also sucks because of the kickback from the finance company

I've got one , PM me if your still interested

Tow the f**king thing with a rope [ but remember to disconnect the driveshaft so you don't wreck the gearbox ] If thats too much effort, change the firing order so the motor spins over backwards

Hahaha! I know a "skinhead ,knuckle draggin',wannabe punk" who calls himself "Chopper" He thinks he's a badass gangster. He gets pissed off with me because I call him "Helicopter" instead of chopper [ this label stuck because of a 360 degree power chunder he performed one night ]

Bad taste joke of the week "Indian weddings are done by a celebrant" "Divorces by an accelerant"

It's safer to stay at home ! try to figure this one out. Did they go in backwards, or from the other side?

Remember the saying "They don't make them like they used to" Here's a vid of a heavy and safe 1959 Chevy Belair "Tank" hitting a "plastic piece of crap" 2009 Chevy Malibu You be the judge :

It depends on how you use statistics! The safest car ever on New Zealand roads still goes to the mighty old HQ Holden [ even to this present day ] More people were conceived in them, than killed in them so the actually contributed to the population increase. Also depends on what you call an accident "Kids in cars cause accidents" but "Accidents in cars cause kids"

go to the top of the pack!