Phil-540i

Rolling my eyes at you 2......................... There'll be secret handshakes next, along with 'she' versions of cars............

Hmmm, that was quick - well done!! So whats the replacement............??? And when does it arrive..............??

Carefull what ya wish for - it could maybe be organised for Easter, as I'm doing a trip to Oamaru - feel free to convince me to bring the 540, rather than a Landcruiser.....

'Gems' like this Clinton, are probably not helping in your quest for a Blue Commydore......................

Primo, as personally I think Ray / Glenn were being rather harsh really.......................

Only you would try that as a option Westy................

Your 540 has 8 cylinders, thus 'she' is a 'he' - estrogen is more commonly found in the lesser models, thus they can be 'she'............. Can't believe you're selling it after getting it sorted & nice............

Awww, I dunno - theres various real estate companies that have said 'Up yours' to reTardeme................& good on them I reckon!!!!!

Zactly!!! Least its at the 'right' end of the country to find a buyer..............

Sell it to MoJoejoMojo - least he'll have somethink reliable then......................

Somewhere Grasshopper, I'm recalling a 503 page thread on 'cheap' 328's..................

Cracking up bigtime @ this.............Mainland perspective is kooooool................ Yea, not even a decent look at the blonde seat-warmer, but as a bonus, looks like smoke alarm batteries need changed........ And that's not 'airborne' - wannabes............

Might wanna tell your wahine to lighten up a bit & stop being so rough on the poor thing - if shes the typical good southern girl feel free to let us know how THAT conversation pans out for ya ae.......... Good score on it nor being too serious though........ Yea, I dunno - theres not much unfortunate about being in Dunedin.............its not all bad!!

Ditto what he ^^^^^^^ reckons...........

Awww, that's rough - I'm not THAT old ae.................... And the sound of it is well worth every single cent of fuel it uses...........

Ahhhh, rodgey that. Yea mate, its still for sale...............only cos I want something with 2 wheels again really...........& its not being used by myself muchly........which on its own irks me, but I refuse to trash it by using it as a daily driver at the mo..............

Did ya have to zig & zag much before ya actually got it..................??? On a positive side, least it looks like damage to yours isn't too major.................you've had a rough run on 'hits' though ae............

Herein lays one of the many reasons I love Canterbury - full of good ba$tards!!! Good on ya ae..............

Washed it. Half a hr ago. In the dark............. (well, the big blue tart has been gathering dust in the shed, I've got a 6am start in the morn, & bugger it, I'm gonna use it for a change!! High odds I'll get to work bit quicker than what I have all this week via SWB Cruiser........). Mmmmm - its clean, & even dried with a towel - looks yummy........................

Yea mate, welcome to the site!!! Sounds like you're well using what you've brought - good on ya!!!

The bourbon glasses are maybe slightly on, but I've heard a wild rumour that on the 11th day God made this thing called a NON-VANOUS 540I BMW (ok, he messed round for a few days creating women, Fords, Holdens, & 3 series / 6 cylinder BMW's......... ) that in perspective, goes like a cut-cat & does'nt give too much brain-damage (unlike what he'd been up to on previous days.............) Was sinking coupla amber Fanta's with The Stig the other night, contemplating the current northern issue, & she reckoned the 328 is much like the 318 ya had, only it's got 1000 more potential issues.......... Hang in there dude - you'll beat it yet..............

Its a 3 series thing dude - stops it getting up to frantic speeds & thus it won't get parked in a ditch like the last one................ Have we done any checks on it whilst its in its 'won't start, lets wait 10minutes mode'............???

Yea mate, been away lots working, & seem to be working when not away too.........so just a quiet boy in general outside that lately. Yea, it'd be nice to keep it in a ideal world, but high odds there'll be something with 2 wheels taking its space instead..........I don't get to use it much because of the work I do & it's a waste of time having it sitting here as convenient for other people to use if/when they need a vehicle.

Bump. Still for sale - has just clean-sheeted a new VTNZ wof again, just like last time.............

Ahh, yes Grasshopper, I see the problem - south of the strait + gamer = the big 'does not compute fastly'........... Next thing you'll be looking for scented water or beer in green bottles etc etc...........