Phil-540i

This isn't the same neat original Mini ya had a Trademe a while back I'm taking it.................

Sounds like a Speight's inspired pickup line from down south..................

Looks a bit better now ae - primo..............

Damn but it'd be rather sad having to use the terms 318is & 540is in the same breathe wouldn't it..........??

Well no, no cert required - for ba$tardising something that unique as what you've got in that poor defenceless little old Mini, maybe one of those jackets that does up at the back & a bit of a slapping would be in order before holes get drilled in the poor thing.....................

Hmmmm. I'm inclined to agree with Dan really. Like, this logic is a bit like saying you're gonna chose the short Jenny Craig challenged chick that looks like shes been chasing parked cars, over the 6ft Amazon goddess that really does tick a few boxes, simply cos no-one else is gonna hit on the first one........ Reality is new auto's are very very good in my opinion, & have been for a number of years IMO. Some of the new manuals are now 6 speed boxes, because some muppet decided that's the new fad to have, & in a lot of cases, its turned really good cars into a worse version of what they were in 5 speed manual form IMO....... If you ever want to see a really good benchmark - go test drive a new Ford Ranger in auto & manual form - both are 6 speeds. The manual is just a dog of a thing, yet the auto combined with the other technology in the vehicle makes it simply outstanding, both on & off road.............. Its a bit like saying I won't buy something with ABS in case that plays up one-day, etc etc.......... Even on a lot of the new big trucks, earth moving gear etc, its auto trans or torque-convertor type drivetrain, for very valid reasons.........

Now that's funny!!!! I think the glue fumes from sticking on that AMG badge might be starting to get to ya dude, cos I see lots of merit in your revinning it as a E39 540is auto...........now THAT is sooooooooooooo gonna be rarer than rocking horse poos...........

Lols, musta been a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG rev on it then..................

I think ya should be sending your cats, (preferably fast post stamps rather than snail mail), through to Gareth - 2 birds one stone sorta thing ae.............then enter into a scorched earth type program with a really goooood insecticide mixed up a bit stronger than the directions indicate (because, as we know, directons / instructions are only a rough guide anyway, & anythink worth doing is worth a decent nudge.......) Few brown Fanta's while you're doing it, & she'll be the ducks nuts within no time.............

Well theres ^^^^^^ the 0 dposit, pay it off over the next 48 months crowd gone then..............because but damn that looks great in the driveway............

Popcorn ordered...................... personally I'm inclined to agree with Steve's take on it.........and Paul's..........

Yea, its a farm quad type one. Is mostly a 2nd bike, although its gonna get lots of use of the next 2 weeks as I've sold the Grizzly 700 I had - before that there was a Renegade 800.........

lols, well buy it, I'm certain ya won't be disappointed in any way ae. Its crazy, I've got a 04 Honda 500 quad that's probably worth more than this, as perspective on it.......

Bump. Price drop, want it gone ASAP - $3200 on std wheels. Which is probably even wrecking value on it in reality...........

True........^^^^^^^ must be one of those really special limited edition models ae............... Like the really 'special' sales guy that licks the inside of the bus windows on his way to work to write that drivel............. How confident would ya be on handing over 40k of your hard earned $$$ to such an inept retard............. Edit - @ Clinton's post. Graham is right too - 'awkward' is a good adjective for the look..........

Great for honing your drift skills a bit (sorry, my bad, 'drift skillz...')

Kool!! Welcome to the site ae. You, & this guy--------->http://bimmersport.co.nz/topic/48122-my-1988-bmw-525e-e28-the-golden-snitch/ are gonna get on great I'm picking........ 2x 525's in less than 24 hrs - nice!!! Cousin cars..........

True........^^^^^^^ can't yak on the phone, change CD's, text, apply lipstick, check yourself out in the mirror, eat brekky, & do all those other multi-tasking things when driving something with a gear lever & clutch......... Any retard can drive an auto - theres no skill level or mechanical empathy or knowledge required for that............

Ditto, & the lesson learnt from that oncer for me was 'it looks better than what it really is'.................which ironically enough probably applies to lots of things in life...

Ba$tard!! Oh yay, please tell us again how cheap it was...........mutter mutter mutter...........very very kooool unit!!! Thanks for the pics dude.......

Ahhh, its the 8 cylinder version of a 540............

Yea yea, I know - just in the listing bit it has it as 'automatic', which cracked me up, regardless of SMG etc........personally I'd prefer a E39 M5...........to me the E60's look bulky & I dunno, theres something 'weird' about their styling that doesn't spin my wheels for me - its not as if its been given a good hiding with 'the ugly stick', but I dunno, I wouldn't call it gorgeous looking...............to be fair some colours look better / worse than others though IMO........and its technically complicated if / when anything goes wrong......I'm sure its quicker than a E39, & more refined yada yada yada, but they're missing some 'soul' or something IMO....... Hard to explain..........

To me, its like 'M5' and 'automatic' just don't really compute properly for some reason............

1 owner - primo!!! Irrespective of mileage, I'm sure it'll be a wee gem. Roll on with the pics ae.........

I could weld that to my Landcruiser deck to turn it into a double-cab...............