bravo

lol do kiwis need to be refrigerated? are kiwis fattening? are bmw's worth it? are bmw's good in the snow? is John Key a jew? is New Zealand in the southern hemisphere? is New Zealand a third world country? This is a fun game

Perhaps you need to find a place with a brake machine you can fit on, and get a VTNZ guy to observe the brake test there. Will cost you alot though. The cost of having a car that low though. Don't take this the wrong way, but it's these kinds of problems that are the reason that some people call a car that low "stupid low". Because it really is impractical and a tad pointless.

You can actually manually adjust them with the electric adjuster. There's a bit on it you can turn. So no need to replace it at all if you don't want to.

^^^^^????? WTF? Left for pure comedy value. ROFL.

Awesome! Wicked deal. Great sponsor.

That's too old skool Glenn. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen. A man is in a bar with an old mate from uni. They haven't seen each other in a while so are catching up at the bar. A hot blonde saunters up to the bar and orders a drink. One of the men turns around and says "Hey babe, you're looking hot tonight. Want to go back to my place and f**k?" The blonde slaps the man in the face and says "As if - jerk!" The other man is a bit shocked by all this, but thinks it's funny to see his old mate get slapped by the blonde. He asks his friend "Why'd you say that to her?" His mate responds - "I always use that line. I prefer the bold approach". The friend ponders this for a second and says "You must get slapped alot!" His buddy replies "Yeah, but I get f**ked alot too."

Go cry into a mug of your beloved Speights. Weasel's piss.

I'm just going to close this thread before it goes wayward. I can see some of our less mature members turning this into a moderation nightmare. Thankyou Crockett and Zenetti for being mature enough not to get personal.

How do you know this?

Haha yeah, we got home and were quite excited because we thought we'd left it behind, but unfortunately it was in the bottom of the chillybin. It doesn't taste too great, but it gets you rotten and you can pour it into shot glasses and light them to make candles out of it. (Homebrew spirits a mate made for those of you wondering what we're on about).

I bought a box for shits and giggles. I remember my old man drinking it when I was about 5. Saw some for $10 a doz at the super and thought I'd give it a shot, expecting it to be fully rancid. And you know what? It wasn't too bad. Well in the same way as tui, speights gold, red, export etc aren't too bad. Obviously it doesn't hold a candle to a decent beer. I doubt I'll ever buy it again, but did the trick until Jagertime.

You all know what the caption to the last one is....

It's the old Aussie luxury car tax that the shove on euro imports. Makes them expensive to import, and hold their price better. About time Lance...

That's a nice style wheel! What brand are they, where from, and how much?

It's depressing. You know you could get that, but you know you shouldn't get that. It was fun for a few years from around 21-25 though. Make the most of it lads!

Yeah new threads is better. That way you can tell whether it's a fresh funny, or whether someone is just adding their 2c or "haha funny bro" comment to the end.

Thanks - car is at his place (as I said he's recently moved down there). You know the drill - new town, don't know what mechanics to trust, and he wants to go in knowing a little about what its likely to be so they can't take him for a ride. Any other votes for Hansens?

How often do people approach you like this Johnno? I'd expect you get alot of this sort of thing. Bro, if you've got no money for wheels - how the hell are you going to build a car worth sponsoring?

Brilliant. It's like someone can read my thoughts.

My mate recently moved to queenstown and his e36 (325i I think) has given up on him. Sounds as though it may be a head gasket but very hard to diagnose via email. Anyone down that way willing to help a brother out? Even if its just with some diagnosis so he knows what he's in for. Or failing that, who can recommend a trustworthy workshop I can tell him to take it to? Cheers.

Welcome kerry. Here's where your old m20 ended up. It has a decent tune now thanks to Gavin (was detonating something chronic). Still some things to wrinkle out, but plenty of fun.

They fit, but the sedan ones have more rounded corners to help with access through the rear doors. Shouldn't be a problem.

You catch on fast!

Oldie but a goodie.

Like Al-pee-na. Not Al-pinna or Al-pine-a. Or did I just open a can of worms?