Phil-540i

Lols^^^^ Mines not refined, its the 'work' edition, (rather than the 'w#nk pack' above), which makes mine a bit tougher & less $hit to go wrong with it....... Given my one has taken some steroids & tuffen up pills as well, the thought of a librarian driving it round town is a crack-up........more designed for wide-open spaces as ya virtually need a paddock to turn the big tart around in.......

I'd heard that if its not sitting in place by Xmas eve, Santa won't be stopping @ your house............

Ouch^^^^ that's a bit shorter than usual.............

Finally, today the cat-delete, rear muffler delete has happened.................sounds lots more serious now than what it did, bigtime. Probably a little bit excessive, but hey, she'll be right........... So the story - we live rural, & one of the neighbour's kids has got a SS Holden Dunnydore thingy, with lots of exhaust tweaking done..... Sounds sweeeeet getting the jandle outa here..........but I reckon the 540 is a good match now too - its sorta gone from being a sheep in wolf's clothing, to a wolf in wolfs clothing - sounds pure muscle car now...... Be interesting to see if it gets next wof in current state...........

Ahhh, I'd heard you Otago guys are all glass once ya get a coupla Speights in ya ae................

And yet, I'm stuck in a line-up of traffic travelling @ 60kph in 100 zone today heading to town, because of some muppet oxygen thief in a red Honda that should be profusely bitch-slapped for being such a retarded gimp..................... But hey, heading outa town at 5pm, we've got every-cop & his dog, including CVIU officers, parked up stooping virtually everything heading north & south, for DUI checkpoint - traffic banked up for miles........ Brilliant.................

Good stuff........................ Its a very inspirational thread, I like it...........

Not if ya do it right..................& easy as to do on a E34 series, as theres no post-cat oxygen sensor. Easily falls into the 'theres no valid reason for keeping this $hit category', so its about to be weakest linked............goodbye!!

You on the pi$$ tonight, fixing that poxy trailer plug........................???

Aww I dunno, I've had a coupla Toyota's (over 40 Hilux's & Landcruiser's), & they're not that baaaad.........actually I'd probably pay good money to see some librarian chick have a go at hacking round town in my ute........ Wheres ya Ranger gone Clinton - shed list had a clean-out........??

Cracked me up!! Seriously, theres a big market for skills like yours @ this time of the year - I'd even buy ya a beer or 3........... I'm going to town for Xmas shopping tomorrow - will be 'jingle f#cking bells, ho, ho, ho, & Rudolph the pi$$ed off reindeer' everywhere I imagine, I can hardl;y wait. It'll be backflips of joy & happiness all the way from the mall to the bottle-store...........

I don't give a rats a$$ what ya do to her, so long as ya get her to shut the f#ck up & not produce any more $hit Xmas songs!!!!

Straight where the cats are / were, same with rear muffler - just delete & straight pipe the girl, she'll be right. Its got a awesome stereo to drown any excessive racket...........& I'm lead to believe they only start to get a bit droney if you play round with the centre muffler / box...........

My 540 is booked for cat delete / rear muffler delete tomorrow arvo..........was supposed to have happened ages ago.......but D-day is here on it, yay!!

Ya need rego or vin number to do a decode on whether it means anything ae............

Ahh, feeling the love, yip - probably sums it up nicely............... Slow form of torture............. Mariah with "All I want for Xmas" just makes me go "What I'd really like, is for you to F#CK OFF right now"............as remote gets aimed at stereo....... 3 cats rooting in a alley @ 2am would probably sound better........... Yea nah, I dunno Graham, that mowing the lawn thing could go either way.........maybe if you're in suburbia & ya wanna do somethink different this year for neighbourly relations, might want to think bout cranking up the Stihl around that sorta 12.30pm mark Xmas day, to hook some stumps outa your garden or prune coupla trees....

Should'nt be on mine either Westy, but that's the 2nd time this week I've heard that silly wench.............

Could be 'just a Main-lander' quirk though - I've heard the further north ya go the more chance of hearing $hit like that, & Justin Bieber / One Direction etc etc all singing 'Jingle Bells' while sprinkling fairy dust............

Yea, something like that - has ya frantically looking for where the f#ck the stereo remote has been buried on the bench, & puts ya in instant 'I wanna stab some queer ba$tard' mood......

Well I dunno, each to their own & all, but I'd certainly rate this gem a bit higher than your average 316, 318, 520, 523, 525 anyway........... It'll be great on those Masterton straights too........... or going over the hill into Welly.........

Theres probably a few things I dislike / detest about this happy happy joy joy time of the year, mostly its all good, but most people have the odd thing that gets at them - for me one is as follows........ Setting the scene here, imagine......... You're in the zone, out in the Man-cave. That kiwi-icon, where things are fixed, things are made & created, ideas are formed, some things are broken at times during trial & error in development & evolution & words might be said that rhyme with 'truck', occasionally. Its a 'happy place' - there's probably a good stereo system cranked up on your favourite station, a multitude of tools & electrical fixing & 'unfixing devices, there's no estrogen in the air, & there might even be a fridge that contains something a bit stronger than lemonade, for medicinal & pain relief purposes.... maybe even your dog is in there as well as good company............ As we can see, its great!!! All is fine in the world. We have little fuzzy bubbles of happiness going - its perfect......... But no, wait, we can wreck all this!!! Some pillock @ your fav radio station has a brain fart, & because 'its the season', we now have Mariah Carey singing some poxy Christmas song in full squawk...... Seriously, that screaming tart is enough to make ya ears bleed................

Awesome!!!! Glad you're outa there mate, & back in your own environment again......that'll all help ya process it through & heal faster too..........good $hit!!!

Where do BMW see that being marketed to - hairdressers that swing the wrong way or what...............?? Maybe pics aren't doing it justice, dunno...........

Ditto, welcome to the site, & yea, primo buy - beats those 4 & 6 cylinder BMW's.............. (wait for the howls of protest.................!!)

Leave his missus along & he'll stop picking on ya.............