Member skills

[jeffbebe 1559]

I love my new old E39. I've never really cared about cars before but now I do. Unfortunately, I know jack sh*t about how to fix them. I've already had some awesome help from Bimmersport members and there are a heap of people on here who know their stuff.

There may already be a thread somewhere about this, so please point me in the right direction if there is. If not, I think it would be a great idea for everyone to share their skills - especially if know-nothings like me can pay you to share your skills on my car when it f*cks up!

If we could have those listed by region... Even better!

Maybe we can even trade a few skills. I don't have many skills when it comes to cars but I do think I've got a little bit of taste. So I'm happy to share my advice when it comes to modifying your vehicles to help prevent you creating nightmares like this:

[Greg111 13]

First basic skill, get rid of that sig, by christ that is rude!!!

[Ahmedsinc 414]

Never thought I'd see a BMW impersonating a Lexus!!!

[Andre3000 55]

Is procrastination a skill? If so im located in auckland and will kindly do an evening seminar in exchange for a new paint job on my durty30.

Please reply here so as not to clog my inbox....

[antil33t 90]

I know how to use bing, google, ask jeeves and any other type of search engine.

Then somehow I convert that into motivation and eventually piece together a working ethic.

[Greg111 13]

I didn't read the top post, just saw the photo and threw up a little, now i have read it, all is ok.

[euroriffic 603]

Ohhh you know, nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...girls only want boyfriends who have great skills

[allan 295]

A lot of people with key board skills one here but little dirt under their finger nails :P

[Nobimmer 694]

^ New bimmersport moto.

[Guest Ari Gold]

Ohhh you know, nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...girls only want boyfriends who have great skills

You got, like, 3ft of air that time.

[jeffbebe 1559]

Is procrastination a skill? If so im located in auckland and will kindly do an evening seminar in exchange for a new paint job on my durty30.

Please reply here so as not to clog my inbox....

It's more of a lifestyle, I reckon... But a good one.

[bellicose 9]

I have nothing to add as i have no skills

[huff3r 347]

Maybe a more useful thread would be who has what goodies where, in terms of desirable equipment like scanners, engine hoists, extra sized BFH's etc?

(Available to loan to BS'ers)

Edited May 29, 2012 by huff3r

[JDMGTB 0]

I have extreme piss drinking skills oh and I can grow plants. Probably skills that aren't very useful to anyone here.

[polley 916]

Maybe a more useful thread would be who has what goodies where, in terms of desirable equipment like scanners, engine hoists, extra sized BFH's etc?

(Available to loan to BS'ers)

pretty much this.

[Greg111 13]

I have extreme piss drinking skills oh and I can grow plants. Probably skills that aren't very useful to anyone here.

I have follow skills.

[euroriffic 603]

You got, like, 3ft of air that time.

Bahahaha! Napoleon rocks

[Apex 693]

Embroidery and digital Embroidery file design. 15 years experience, still learning. Can do anything from one off logo's for upholstery jobs up to massive leather gang patches.

http://www.apexapparel.co.nz/

[bellicose 9]

massive leather gang patches.

Plenty of work in 'kura then Graham

[Apex 693]

Most come from out of town actually, seems its easier to intimidate and take over in a small town.

[Flyingduck e46m3 0]

I run my own insurance brokerage and deal with many Euro vehicles. I can get cover for you at good prices with decent excesses. I can also get cover for selected track days if you have completed approved driver training. Would like to help out anyone and always good to have a broker fighting your battles if it comes to a claim.

Also happy to answer any insurance questions

Please PM me and I will get back to you.

[Allanw 1053]

I work in Clinical Engineering / Biomedical Department at the hospital.

If you break your rectal light or your genital wart freezing gun needs a service, let me know :puke:

I can test your water for Endotoxins... Or service your anaesthetic machine.....

Anyone? Hello?

I did once use a $24,000 pressure meter to calibrate my boost gauge

[hybrid 1040]

I do lots of stuff. If its geeky .. I'm usually pretty handy at it. Im one of 'those' ideas people so im always asking the question "I wonder if I can do this...." usually finds me down some interesting paths.

My profession isnt really of any use to people, more to my company.

[euroriffic 603]

I'm a sparky by trade, can do abit of autosparky work and most other things on a car which is handy owning a BMW

[Allanw 1053]

I do lots of stuff. If its geeky .. I'm usually pretty handy at it. Im one of 'those' ideas people so im always asking the question "I wonder if I can do this...." usually finds me down some interesting paths.

Yeah, that's me too. I'm Uber-Geek! That's how I found the oddball job! I have 3 lasers at home :-)

Edited May 31, 2012 by Allanw