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  1. Jeddy

    Wednesday Funny

    Don't worry theres been a chch one around for ages Hornby High - Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to get high off the old one. St Bedes - None. They're all too drunk to notice and even when they're sober if they spot a hole they just put their willy in it. Girls High - One. She'll put through a call to maintenance staff because there's no way she's going to do manual labour. Hillmorton - None. That place looks better in the dark. Riccarton - Six. One to change it but only after the other five have found an interpreter to translate the English instructions. Burnside High - Seventy six. One to change the globe. Fifty to protest the globe's right not to change and twenty five to stage a counter protest. Christ's College - None. Those poor bastards are keeping their backs to the wall even if it means standing in the dark. "If you can't get a girl, get a Christ's boy". Avonside - Five. One to change it, two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place and another two to make sure her bag looks cool at all times. Linwood High - Six. Four to break into the store, one to steal the globe and one to install it. Villa Maria - None. It is too unsafe for pregnant girls to attempt such a dangerous task. Papanui High - 10. One to change the bulb. One to call their dealer and eight to have a session why they wait. Aranui High - None. Because there would probably be no light bulb to change Hagley - None. Everyone is either suspended or bunking (including the teachers). Boys High - Two, one to change the bulb and one to make the observation that it isn't half as bright as the light shining from their arses. Marian - None. They only have to give head to the Shirley boys and it's done for them. Rangiora High - None. Electricity has yet to make it out that far. St Thomas's - Four. One to change the bulb, three to count how many times he mentions rugby and f^$%king someones mother. Middleton Grange - None. The Butler can do it. Cashmere High - None. They dont care about the bulb. they would rather take a drag. Lincoln High - three - one to change it and two to hold the sheep still so he can stand on it. Shirley Boys - None. They're too busy covertly breaking the bulbs over at Marian so they can get head.
  2. Deregulation didn't help.Also Kiwisaver will help wean our dependence on property as security/retirement
  3. The partial reason for the world economic problems currently being experienced is due to the USA doing this, what makes you think it'll work here?
  4. Do you go to UC? Did you watch Winny today?
  5. Agreed, my vote changes daily
  6. Jeddy

    Lotto this W/end

    Given the odds 'smart' people probably wouldn't buy them at all.
  7. Have you read this? M20B25 Rebuild m20_head_rebuild.doc
  8. Jeddy

    Lotto this W/end

    Your correct that there is 38,383,800 different combinations but when you buy a dip you get 10lines/chances/odds(usually) so just devide it by 10.
  9. Jeddy

    Lotto this W/end

    You cant buy 1 line/chance/odd. Usually you buy 10.So then devide by ten(lines)
  10. Jeddy

    Lotto this W/end

    Was a response to the original postOr Just spend $42222180 to guarantee yourself a slice
  11. Jeddy

    Lotto this W/end

    There are 10lines(on average) per ticket so only 73815 years!
  12. I had a tutor for 6th form Maths/stats and paid $15p/h(that was for a level 2 Engineering student). If you've got like a mathematics degree $30+ might be alright but i think that's sh*t loads when you can get really good students for $15-$25
  13. I had a bit of an accident today and managed to get something jammed up under my e30 which has damaged the fuel tank and presumably fuel pump as no fuel is making it to the engine. My question, i'll be taking it somewhere(not sure yet) to get fixed by wanted to know what parts i'll most likely(trying to plan here) be needing to replace. Fuel tank Fuel pump ???? Cheers
  14. Have had quotes between $450-700 for the 4 star 3600. But all but one of those quoted at $450 and all at pro places, no el cheapo.
  15. I've been considering getting a dynatron 3600/3800. It says in the description the difference is a proximity transponder. What is a proximity transponder?
  16. Ross Galt on Fitzy Ave have cut me a couple just using the code
  17. Had the car a month or so now and decided to spend some $$$ and improve a few things. 1st up is likely to be some suspension stuff as its quite soft. I was wondering what would be recommended? New Springs and Shocks? Will i need something different due to it being an iS? Also Brian from Impwerks recommended a shortshift using one of These He said installed for $135. Is this a good deal or is it easy enough to do myself with very limited skills? Also i need to get some car cleaning products/stuff other than the likes of Repco/super cheap is there anywhere else that has a good range in chch? Cheers
  18. When i was at the cert place he told me exhaust, sump, kit etc where all exempt and that it would fail if like the arms or those types of 'structural' bits were under 100mm
  19. If your amps on the floor in the boot, run it through the hole in the ski hole thing then remove the back seat and run it to the mount. Maybe give the area a little sanding to make the connection better.
  20. Jeddy

    Google Chrome

    I downloaded it when it first came out but mostly use FF. Not being able to scroll up(only down) using the keypad on a laptop annoys the hell out of me. Agree its quick but hasn't turned me yet.
  21. I'm looking at getting a set of Rainbow (high quality handmade german stuff) components for my fronts.There $389 from one place and yet to find anywhere else that supply Rainbow.
  22. How cheap are we talking? What price do all those go for?
  23. Yea i noticed this thought it seemed pretty decent, imagine it aill get snapped up pretty quick. Actually come to think about i saw this car when i was last on the coast and someone mentioned it'd had a pretty hard life. Pity its on the coast. Parts or project 4k seems cheap. Tech II + LSD must be close to 2k alone?
  24. Just started today having a problem that after i have read a thread it still shows up as unread, is there are an easy fix for this?
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