A few of my favorites'.
"First owner" when selling a Japanese import. Guys name is Hemi and he lives in Putaruru.
"Service history" going back one year since they purchased it and its wiper blades and a battery. The car is 10 years old.
"Always garaged" again, owned 12 year old car for 18 months.
"Always used 98". Its a V6 Commodore that will run on 91 no issues and there is no advantage to running 98.
"Super economical, gets 500km to a tank". Scientific measurement of fuel economy.
"Rare". There are 8 the same colour on Trade-Me alone.
"Failed WOF". Claims its just a light bulb but they don't have time to fix it.
"Not in a hurry to sell" Drops price the next week and state "MAKE ME AN OFFER"
"No test drives without proof of funds". Its a 180kw open diff Lexus with traction control worth $7,500.
"Justies". Just f**k off.
I'm sure there are more.