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I'll ask Jeremy Clarkson if it's a good car first Graham. I wouldn't want you spending all that time cleaning it if Jeremy doesn't like it. BTW. best of luck with the sale.

A poor man's Audi? Now that's funny. Tell people what it really is....................... a bloody Vauxhall.

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman', and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs that she could do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50 ?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realise that our porch goes ALL the way around the house ?' He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it ?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes", the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50, and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip. "And by the way" the blonde added, "It's not a Porch, it's a BMW".

Stay well away from any woman whose car has this number plate.

You've got to make sure those hairdressers are safely belted into their compacts.

Get in touch with Gavin at Hi Velocity in Glenfield. He's the wizz kid at performance enhancing of BMW's

A good teaser Brent, you'll have some guys here lining up to buy this.

Graham, that's all very well to say "let justice take it's course" but you and I and all the other taxpayers in this country will have to pay for a trial (and legal aid for this lowlife) plus pay to keep him in prison for the rest of his life. He has put the entire city of Napier into turmoil, randomly shot and killed or wounded innocent members of the police and I assume a friend of his (the civilian who was shot was a visitor to his house) and (my presumption) he is probably on "P". WHY should we show him any sympathy? He certianly hasn't shown it to others. Isn't it better to lob tear gas into the house and get this standoff over and done with?

Isn't that what I am saying. They now have a 25mm cannon, so use it on this lowlife.

What a load of bollocks I'm reading here. This a***hole has shown no respect for others lives, so why should the police show any respect for his life. The last time a police officer was killed in Napier, the killer was hunted down and blown away. The police should do the same again. They now have the LAV111's there and they are armed with a 25mm M242 Bushmaster cannon. Let's see him get away from that.

That clip is totally unPC Why was Megan still in bed when correctly she should have been first up and in the kitchen cooking her man bacon and eggs and a strong pot of coffee.

A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me, "You lazy prick! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your fat arse and give her a break!" I thought 'sh*t women!' Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms to sod off and mind her own business. I told her my wife had green fingers and that she really enjoyed gardening. After a few days I felt really bad, so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my senstive side. I'm really proud of the deal I got and also very proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys, we should take good care of our wives... then maybe they'll take good care of us. I've attached a picture below...hope it comes through OK I KNOW…I'M TOO BLOODY SOFT WITH HER. SHE'LL PROBABLY WANT GEARS ON IT NEXT!! Lawnmower.bmp

Sorry but I have to disagree with you there, but everyone to their own.

Hi Mark, good to see another E36 coupe here, especially a black one. Check out the thread of my car, it might give you a couple of ideas for yours. http://www.bimmersport.co.nz/forums/index....showtopic=19512

From what I have seen here in South Auckland, those that abuse alcohol tend to buy the cheaper brands of beer like Kiwi Lager, Ranfurley etc. Not my taste but it's usually high alcohol content foul tasting cheap crap that the local drunks drink. The beer that the supermarkets discount are usually the premium brands that aren't popular among the members of our lower socio-economic community.

Welcome to Bimmersport April. Sits quietly in the corner with my popcorn to watch the testosterone charged males come in and make fools of themselves

I've been a VB drinker for years and I pay $34.00 for two dozen stubbies at my local liquor store. I was surprised last week when my family from Australia were over here, and my son-in-law told me that a slab of VB in Sydney costs around $40.00 Australian which is about $47.50 New Zealand. How can the Aussies ship this beer over the ditch and sell it cheaper here that in Australia?

This Arab is more suited to a "hairdressers" car.

Last I heard he was driving an Aston Martin DB9, however, on the Breakfast show this morning he was talking about his BMW and how it was going to cost him more than three grand for a tow bar to be fitted. So does anyone here know which BMW he drives?

Tell the truth now Glenn.You got a bit part in a movie, so you would have had to pass the "casting couch" test, and we all know what happens on the casting couch don't we?

This is quite topical.

I want to be the product tester in some rich sultan's harem.

Programme it properly and it will even get you a beer.

Ooops it is Top Gear, It says so at the very begining of the clip.

Graham, that's Tiff Neeson doing this clip so I think the show will be Fifth Gear and not Top Gear.