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Could you guys that are doing the photoshopping show a picture of the car with a colour coded diffuser please.

Glenn, I think you should colour code the diffuser. As you know I have colour coded several parts of my car, and although your's is not a black car, I think it would look a lot better with the diffuser the same colour as the car itself. You are going to have to have it repainted after you do the alterations to it so it won't cost very much (if anything) to change the colour. As far as badges are concerned, the car is entitled to wear the //M badge as it is an MTec and it will fit in with the //M stripping already on the car

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] Try this out: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins . Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully . You will notice that in small print there is a statement: ' Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized . ' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &Johnson .' HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

As a Parent, I often wonder if I taught my son & daughters everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life. You know what I mean, don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't lick a frosted piece of metal, etc. But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice. Lets face it, if my son or daughter ever tried this totally idiotic stunt I would figure they are way too stupid to make it in this world anyway. Never, Ever,Ever Put a FIRECRACKER in your ass and light it. I REPEAT Never Ever Ever Put a FIRE CRACKER in your ass and light it ! ! !

PM Glenn with what you want, I'm sure he can help.

Gavin works alone so you will have to leave a message. When you are dynoing a car you just cant walk off and answer the phone. If you want your car dynoed then get over your hang up abput leaving messages and leave him one. He will get back to you.

This is why you should buy off a dealer, because they MUST gaurantee unencumbered title to each vehicle that they sell.

The picture was taken with a robotic 1474 megapixel camera (295 times the standard 5 megapixel camera). This is a photograph of 2009 Obama Inauguration. You can see IN FOCUS the face of EACH individual in the crowd !!! You can scan and zoom to any section of the crowd. . . wait a few seconds. . .. and the focus adjusts to give you a very identifiable close up. The picture was taken with a robotic 1474 megapixel camera (295 times the standard 5 megapixel camera). Every one attending and within rifle range of Obama could be scanned after the event, should something have gone wrong during it. Click on: And zoom in on a person http://gigapan.org/viewGigapanFullscreen.p...6648c2b4b06233c

Look in the tool kit in the boot lid of your car, there should be one there.

Any news on ones to fit my E36 yet Wayne?

Thanks for that.Now I have all the posts and not just a box at the bottom.

How do you take one word out of the address bar? You can only delete the entire address.

He needs to shout because there is some bugger in the corner beating the hell out of a kit of drums Graham.

Happy birthday Simon and I hope that the DVD arrives then you can call it a birthday present.

Welcome to Bimmersport firenicetimes. Where are you from?

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response Dear P Niss: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, V. Gina

I know of two recent incidents that involve Bimmersport members. One involved the sale of a car which failed to be of the standard it was claimed to be, the other involved forged invoices used to sell a motorcar. What amazes me is that these were private sales. Most people accuse us dealers of shonky deals, but what has been going down recently in the private sales market makes us car dealers look like angels.

Happy birthday Shelly 21 now eh? So when's the party?

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you". The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. The 6th kind is called Religious Sex You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!

I will agree that the car is a little overpriced. Currently I have a fresh impot on the yard. It is an auto 1996 325i (323i correctly the Japanese didn't have a 323) //M sport coupe in Cosmosschwartz done 93,00kms and am asking $11995.00 on the road.

The latest "Tui's" Billboard.

This is not a case of a desperate salesman, it is a case of a person going into a car yard, saying he is going to buy a certian car, then failing to keep his appointments and the promises he made.We have a lot of people like this in the car industry. They come into the yard, rabbit on about what they are going to buy, make all sorts of promises and that's the last you see of them. If you want a dealer to make a commitment and start spending money on a car, the the purchaser also has to make a commitment and pay the dealer a deposit at the very least.

This dealer is doing what any other dealer would do, and I know because I am a dealer. Obviously you haven't paid him any deposit yet, but you expect him to spend money on the car. Life's a two way street. You have shown absolutely NO commitment to this car or the dealer, yet you expect the dealer to spend money on the car. Getting an AA check is not a commitment, in fact it is gross stupidity. AA inspectors know nothing about beemers, and if you wanted a prepurchase report done you should have gone to a proper BMW service center. You have admitted not keeping your appointment with the dealer on Friday, in fact I bet you didn't even have the decency to phone him and tell him you wouldn't be in, so I don't blame him for for phoning you and threatening to put it back on the yard for sale. Now stop being a whinging wanker, if you really want this car then get down to the dealer and show him some commitment on your part, give him a decent deposit, at least 10-15%, and you will find that the dealer is really a reasonable person and will do the things he has promised to do.

As Brent suggested, colour code the whole grill. I have done this to my E36 and it does look 'staunch' Check out the pics of it. http://www.bimmersport.co.nz/forums/index....showtopic=19512

I brought a 97 328 4 door in hellrot red done 147kms, a stock standard jap import with one NZ owner yesterday for $5,000.It's a buyers market these days.