kulgan 1042 Report post Posted July 10, 2016 Old BMW plastic. I've used the same method to remove the fan clutch from a 728i, 735i and a 740i. https://youtu.be/l5nfnXFwk-4?t=3m29s Not exactly kosher but it works a treat. Till today anyway. While the 728i, 735i and 740i all have metal fan belt pulleys it turns out that the top of the line V12 has plastic. WTF? So I broke it in half...lol 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allanw 1072 Report post Posted July 11, 2016 You you cut the roof off a car and put it off to the side of the driveway... and the Mrs tries to reverse over it, in the E39.... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olaf 3340 Report post Posted July 11, 2016 pics, or it didn't happen! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted July 11, 2016 Grown ass men wandering the streets looking for fkng Pokemon 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackAngel 60 Report post Posted July 12, 2016 We have a security guard at work trying to capture the pokemon purely to stop others from trying to get in here to find them - after some people were found on site doing just that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huff3r 347 Report post Posted July 12, 2016 We have a security guard at work trying to capture the pokemon purely to stop others from trying to get in here to find them - after some people were found on site doing just that. A likely story. So he is being paid to catch pokemon. Boy he has you guys fooled! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Young Thrash Driver 1020 Report post Posted July 12, 2016 Grown ass men wandering the streets looking for fkng Pokemon You started it, Ash Ketchum 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allanw 1072 Report post Posted July 12, 2016 pics, or it didn't happen! There is some minor damage under the sill, done before the front wheel hit the rear pillar and stopped the car suddenly :-) Lucky it didn't stick up further... I swear our E39 is cursed - it's only done 150kms, and is rougher than the Mrs last car, a 95 Impreza we sold with 325kms on it. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Allanw 1072 Report post Posted July 12, 2016 Grown ass men wandering the streets looking for fkng Pokemon 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlackAngel 60 Report post Posted July 12, 2016 A likely story. So he is being paid to catch pokemon. Boy he has you guys fooled! She . . . and must have fooled the police and the people she caught that are getting done for trespassing too I guess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Young Thrash Driver 1020 Report post Posted July 21, 2016 When you don't check TradeMe for 5 seconds and a manual E46 320d with a cold start problem gets a Buy Now of $1500 added 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mynbmr 225 Report post Posted July 22, 2016 And than this happened, bloody truck drivers, took the bumper of as well. Not damaged just puled out the rivets. Nothing I cant fix. cheers All fixed again 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kulgan 1042 Report post Posted July 24, 2016 People who think they're helping but make things so much worse. I went to town to get a spark plug boot removal tool because the boots were being difficult to get off and I didn't want to break the wires on the V12 cause they're expencive. While I was gone someone thought they'd have a try and pulled a wire out of the boot. Then tried to pull the boot off with a pair of needle nosed pliers and ripped the boot in half. Then had another go and broke the top off the spark plug. &^%$&**^ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eliongater 718 Report post Posted July 24, 2016 People who think they're helping but make things so much worse. I went to town to get a spark plug boot removal tool because the boots were being difficult to get off and I didn't want to break the wires on the V12 cause they're expencive. While I was gone someone thought they'd have a try and pulled a wire out of the boot. Then tried to pull the boot off with a pair of needle nosed pliers and ripped the boot in half. Then had another go and broke the top off the spark plug. &^%$&**^ The broke the spark plug?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjm 3258 Report post Posted July 24, 2016 No BMW work today (Miss M had a driving lesson, though). Trying to trace a misfire on the 500SE. Checking resistance on plug leads (a new set wouldn't hurt, but on a Sunday afternoon?) showed a couple to be a bit out. However, removing the plug lead from number 6 proved problematic. Not quite as bad as Dave's issues (above) but it turned out the plug and the lead had corroded together. Not sure how that happened, but it can't be helping. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Young Thrash Driver 1020 Report post Posted July 30, 2016 Windscreen washer hose. What have other people replaced theirs with? And rats. Little feckers have been gnawing on the 520's headlight wiring. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjm 3258 Report post Posted July 30, 2016 Feckin' eejit drivers doing 85-90km/h in the outside lane of a dual carriageway with nothing inside them. Not that they'd catch it anyway... And doing it while eating an ice cream! And the police traffic cop who passed her on the inside, didn't bat an eyelid, and pulled someone (not me!) over for doing just under 110km/h... Priorities. Wrong. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_ethrty-Andy_ 2136 Report post Posted July 31, 2016 Fkn Manheim website, requires a number, a little letter, a big letter and a character, Which after forgetting my password again, all i want to enter is characters *)(^(&^@#$!!!! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kulgan 1042 Report post Posted July 31, 2016 53 minutes ago, _ethrty-Andy_ said: Fkn Manheim website, requires a number, a little letter, a big letter and a character, Which after forgetting my password again, all i want to enter is characters *)(^(&^@#$!!!! I'm with ya on that one. I mucked it up so many times they put a hold on my account. Emailed them and 3 weeks later I get a notification that my account has been enabled again.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mynbmr 225 Report post Posted July 31, 2016 And rats. Little feckers have been gnawing on the 520's headlight wiring. Yep the little F*%*ers chewed true the wiring loom of the IZUSU to, its been at the auto electrician for the last 2 weeks :-) 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Young Thrash Driver 1020 Report post Posted August 21, 2016 Quick wheel off to throw in a new ABS wheel sensor- hello! Seems the touring requires new front struts, oil everywhere Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neal 546 Report post Posted August 30, 2016 One night spent in Hamilton to find bonnet badge plastic gone. What's that about ..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Driftit 2093 Report post Posted August 31, 2016 On 8/30/2016 at 6:41 AM, Neal said: One night spent in Hamilton to find bonnet badge plastic gone. What's that about ..... Hamilton. It's the only answer. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BreakMyWindow 1878 Report post Posted November 22, 2016 It appears even if you indicate (in a bmw) to change lanes, people still speed up to block you from moving in to the lane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjm 3258 Report post Posted November 22, 2016 43 minutes ago, BreakMyWindow said: It appears even if you indicate (in a bmw) to change lanes, people still speed up to block you from moving in to the lane. Exact same thing happened to me yesterday. Bloody Skyline drivers. Let two cars and a lorry in after that, though. Obviously a case of badge envy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
