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NO..... I can't service your E90 323i for $98 dollars like Oil Changers have quoted you and I cant do front pads, rotors & wear sensors for $350 you got quoted by a "Pit Stop " Branch, and..... I don't f**ken work on Sundays... I go to church and pray for all you toss heads that can't afford to own a BMW and look after it properly

Only selling to fund multinational supercharger project and pay for mass attack on bimmersport

"Why would I take $500 for it when I didn't take $1000 for it from the guy yesterday? I mean come one, there are limits to low balling people" Hahahaha

Ask him if he would consider swapping for a couple of low mileage virgin camels...

I quite like the front grill. But like the front of a E85 Z4, too. (Gets coat...)

"I had to swerve three times before I hit him..."

You should write an open letter to them, seems to be the flavour of the month.

Haha why did he take the other "ode to ash" thread down? I showed so many people, he could have been an Internet star like that skinny guy that dances around in the nude or the girl who ate her own tampon. I don't know what "my side of the deal" was either. I don't think I took anything down, and if I did - it wasn't because he demanded me to, more that it was probably just some retarded dig at one of the good contributors to the site. WE DONT NEGOTIATE WITH INTERNET TERRORISTS

wonder if the uk couple will invite you around for tea when they read that

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This one beats all of the above. No douchey black grilles, no silly stance / camber, balanced ride height, classic wheel styles not pasta drainers = win.

"Member Since Today, 12:47 AM" Hahaha. Go to bed.

"Cuckloaders"? Is that when your wife humiliates you in group play?

Crikey. If you haven't read this things blog you owe it to yourself to have a 5 minute stroll through the rantings/manifesto of a true lunatic. If not for morbid entertainment, it's a good indicator for recognising you've gone too far and need to seek help from a professional. Admin should let this guy stay for those reasons alone really. Lol.

Agreed - after a country drive, you've have to look in the grilles to see what got caught - pukekos, hawks, milking sheds etc. That grille is probably the size of a complete original 7 series.

To be fair though, if his car was leaking coolant, it would have overheated in the 40 minutes spent driving to the grass verge.

This thread is useless without pictures. Well done though.

I think he has dropped his priced from $1800 when first listed the other day, to $1400 now. Must be desperate. He also won the $1 reserve auction the other night of the light blue E34 540i on the HBC, which went for around 2.5k. Funny that he was the one who was having a go at dishonest Kiwis in his mentally unstable blog. Maybe he's been given a hiding one too many times by the Maoris up there. Either way, instead of buying cheap flogged out shitters, he should put that money towards an airfare and f**k off back to where he came from.

Hmmm... Some fun could be had through the Q&A im sure

Two women in the same office, one moaning they are hot, the other cold. I once suggested they swap desks and they looked at me like I told them to each their children!

I think the E38's big enough to pull off these 21 inch Alpina wheels with class so 20's will be more than fine and wont look gangsta.

Ohhh laptop! I thought you were offering your girlfriend for private dances

friend showed me this on his phone (android app) and i also found it online https://www.3dtuning.com/en-US/ a quick one, tried to make it kind of similar to my car but colour is hard to match

you really didnt need to dredge this up from the past. although the comment above about Arabic insults is kinda relevant to the open letter situation (shame i cant see who the seller was)

why arent you IP banned already?

I have left this forum but you guys just cant GET OVER IT CAN YOU? Even when I remove the blog you bring me right back in. I mean wow. Here's something for all of ya, and that 540i I bought, Probably a Deal of a Century, You wont Believe it, that car in bloody immaculate. https://openlettertobimmersportnz.wordpress.com/2015/06/25/bimmersport-still-cant-get-over-me/ anyway, all the best you pack of asshats and cuckloaders. dont bother me, move on.

that stanceworks one's wheels look like my pasta drainer...

Agreed. But can hardly be worse than big dickhead, little dickhead and foppish dickhead. Can barely remember a time when Top Gear was watchable.

I do, they're in my toolbox.

After driving the 750i for just over a week I had both flat tires on the 740i fixed today and driving it around I'm reminded how much I love this car. I was contemplating selling it to buy a smaller car as my daily and using the 750i as a weekend car but after not driving it for a week and getting back into it today I've decided that I'll be keeping it as my daily. It feels so much more grounded and in touch with the road than the 750i. Who needs a smaller fuel bill anyway. Suspension mods are most definitely on the to do list for the 750i now!

Tooth cavities and especially when the wisdom tooth next to it needs to come out to get to the cavity...

i'd rather buy Rays high KM one for 20k.

Does Forza 4 have the Nurburgring on it? My PS3 died and I need to practice.

I'll probably get shot down fo this, but them's the breaks... He got what could be an excellent deal when buying the E34. He's selling at a profit. It's what dealers do all the time. Seems expensive though, especially when I've been offered a good condition, WoF'd (but no rego) E38 740i for $1k...

^ You going to BMW convert your Toymota?

what a cockhandler

When your c**t flatmates(couple) rob you. Short version, because the long version is 6 months worth of deceit and betrayal I was too stupid to pick up on Flat account didn't have a flat card He withdrew all the money for " Cleaning products " into his own account. Should be $510 total since we first started putting it in. $60 left. No cleaning products. Cant beat him half to death because a GBH Charge wouldn't look fantastic on my Canadian Visa application. Have to sit in my room and type angrily and post it on here. f**k.

You mean this? ha ha

I hope it works out like this: Top Gear continues with Star in Reasonably Priced Car and the standard reviews. Clarkson, Hammond, May do the challenges and over the top reviews. Because I will certainly watch both! It's probably going to be like Top Gear vs. (a better) 5th Gear.

People

I'm heading to chch on Sunday if anyone wants it's delivered