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Wet Is FUNNNNNNN. Might help wear down some of those tank trap trenches on the bottom corner. I can drive again with 2 arms woohooo. See you on the weekend. and Welcome youngin, watch out for those north shore boys and the ones from hawkes bay, GO THE DIRTY SOUTH.

Found this handy site with all electrical diagrams for all bmw models 1982-2006 http://wedophones.com/BMWManualsLead.htm

Well I was doing this thing one time on a car and it was going well untill it went AH F^%$ A$# C$^$ F$&@*^ S%$* A$% MOTHER $^*%#@ I NEED BEER F^&*@% 3 SERIES PIECE OF S^%@. F&@% take my car for the night F^@% S%@# BA$&@ F&@$ I'm going home to sleep I'm hungry and need Whiskey. The I went home, had a night cap and slept. Pulled everything apart again the next day started from scratch and was finished in about 20 minutes. Lets try figure it out later in the week if you havnt sorted it by then.

The pain, Arghhh I feel it too, except all the locks and windows and sunroof all work and springs dont fly out and try to stab me in the eyeballs. Go have a beer or 2 or 7 and then have a go at it in the morning. I hate those things that you spend hours and hours and HOURS and more hours swearing and hitting things with hammers and then you give up and lie in bed all night thinking. and then you walk up to it the next day and its done in 5 mins. I'll help you drink some beers while you do it.. I have malfunctioning limbs so I will be of no help other than consuming alcohol and laughing at you laughing at me because I am broken. Right my weekend has officially started

Oooooooh I can answer this one... It needs to be scanned by someone with a Brain.. Word has it that Glenn has both a scanner and some may even say two brains. Hope you're not too far away from Botany.. **GLENN** **GLENN** HE'S THE MAN, IF HE CAN'T FIX IT NO ONE CAN.

Poor Mrs Glenn. Has she run away for the weekend??

PM'd

Had everything you needed when you came across on the weekend. Could have done it there on the spot. Sorry I was a million miles away when you were talking bout the camera you were going to use. My baby was stranded up the top of the harbour. Quite funny how things sorted themselves out. Catch up on ANZAC and discuss some future planning. Must find a smallish car for down in the trees I havn't been able to sleep since you left..hmmmm planning my line down the straight..

*wonders what else is hidden under the heat shield* thats a clever way to hide I mean protect ABS sensors Malfunctioning limbs suck tit.. I feel your pain.. Soon it will all be better Do we have an estimate on detonation/startup date? I'll bring some marshmellows and long sticks.

Team Mcmillan recommended EuroCollision to me. Can't fault them, except they made me feel guilty when I picked the car up and it was the cleanest the car has been since it left the factory. It was so shiny and sparkly, and now its not. Someone crash into me again please so I can send it back for a wash..

Ooooooh yeaah, I tried crazyarab's pom pom trick and and pulled out some crazy woop ass you went down screaming like a mofo

WTF?? no wonder I got my ass kicked, you had your pom poms out cheering yours along..

It was Jordy he crashed his car into a van today, They would have mentioned the engraved ninja stars if it was me.

Make sure you wear a hoodie and jeans around your knees and some dark sunnies, and plead not guilty. Its amazing how some people go dressed to court, its like an instant GUILTY verdict. But err yeah don't know how you're going to get out of this one.. I don't think you'll go to jail though.. or maybe you will.. they will just have to let someone with an aggravated assault charge out on bail so you can take their place inside Mt Eden. Oh and good luck. What time is it? could make it a Bimmersport meet.

Do you not turn psycho and attack van drivers with your BMW engraved ninja stars and your matching driving gloves, every time you tailgate them while they sit in the "fast" lane on the motorway doing a mere 104km/h slowing your journey down and then you crash into the back of them. GAH I want to punch every van driver in the face because vans are evil road scum who need to be sucked up by giant street sweepers, oh and its also because I am an aggressive psychotic BMW driver. ROAAAR

Skoda.. nope Fiat..nope Lada..nope SsangYong..nope Daihatsu..nope Saab..nope *wonders if it was Jordy heh*

I was next to one on the motorway yesterday and it looked kind of weird, this big little "hatchback car" on top of what looks like a widened x5 chassis, with the bottom of the car pulled out in every which direction to fit onto the chassis. Kinda reminded me of like when you fill up water bombs and stretch the balloon around the tap and fill it right up and then it explodes and kills everyone.

I've always pulled the rocker shafts out first.. It would be very difficult otherwise, as your probably finding.

They are just covers to protect the headlights from breaking from stones and birds and things. They look really ugly. Take them off. A replacement headlight doesn't cost that much if you are that unlucky.

Yes had a fascinating conversation with the owner. I own the sister car to this one mine has the 5 speed manual. I would highly recommend that car to any one. I was told by one of the dealers up here that mine was the only TDS in the country, but after our conversation and a bit of history digging our 2 cars were brought in by one of the dealerships to test the market. Obviously $115,000 for a diesel sports car was too pricey so they didnt bring any more in. A few imports have been shipped in over the years mostly the TD (non intercooled version), Any how if anybody wants a bulletproof, extremely economical car there it is. If I could I would buy it myself. Slightly disappointed that my car isn't unique anymore, but happy that I now know it is NZ new.

I hope you went to check. Looks like you have it all sorted. I'll throw one in the post for you if you dont.

*groan* aaaaah just what I didn't need. I've just broken a rib and it hurts so much more laughing. That is hilarious. That totally blows my mates one out of the water, he circumcised himself zipping himself up in a pub toilet. We all wondered where he disappeared to, apparently it was straight to the hospital..

He might have a couple. I heard they are numbered in sequence. If its the number 4 one missing I hear that is the rarest and hardest one to find. You might have to get hold of the dealership and special order one from Germany. Probably need to take your chassis number and also proof of ownership. I really do hope its not number 4.

I'd say down hills... very fast.. up hills... no so very... corners hrmmm

They are a Swedish design. I think they are quite good. obviously not designed for long haul towing. Primarily for motorway use, not designed to sit on the speed limit but more to clear congestion caused by broken down cars. name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>&"> name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350" />