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You can still power the starter via jumper leads and screwdriver. Depends on if\how much you want to spend money on tools. You can probably get the proper M20 etc crankshaft holder tool for $100 odd, universal tool or have a holder made up locally. I use something like this on occasion which works both directions with a decent hammer https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/marketplace/building-renovation/tools/hand-tools/spanners-wrenches/listing/3247453155?gclid=CjwKCAjwvuGJBhB1EiwACU1AiX5jMefTME-xzAnnAZL5uBqfo3kVJLgOsP9n7HVFEDJt9P9Jks2lxBoC7PUQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds Otherwise plenty of other ways involving jamming\holding flywheel, rope in cylinders, ratcheting crank pulley etc. If the motor is out then it there's is even more ways but you can probably just lift it up and take it to someone at that point as you say. You only need to remove the cover to do the seal or if you going strip\clean\rebuild. Guess you will have to decide that.

Yes. Depends what tools you have. If you dont have a big impact or crank bolt tools then you probably looking a breaker bar against the chassis rail and flicking the starter. You'd want a decent quality bar though. Also may need a harmonic puller or hub puller or such to pull that crank sprocket off

If you made a list of issues the 4 cylinders would have likely the most. But you are correct about the 6's and 8's, they aren't what id call reliable either. N series engines are just money pits in general after certain age and mileage.

FCP says backordered. Didn't realize they are so overpriced though. They seem to be around 1k else where. Few different ones on ebay i see. Best one https://www.ebay.com/itm/402659871481?epid=13002747220&hash=item5dc0660af9:g:7OoAAOxy3NBSlSvt

FCP or Rockauto (Both use Fedex). Sometimes shipping cost is very different for the same product so check out both. Rockauto has GST added iirc so FCP would win out one this one.

The 6 cylinder spring may not be much better depending on how much its lowered. Regardless of whether they work or not i wouldn't try it especially given the time it takes to do the job. Have you tried Weitz Industries. He had a 540i not long ago. Obviously those are but i dont recall the the actual springs being different in design. Most of the strut hardware appears to be the same too.

Probably but why would you bother to make a car handle bad

Nice writeup, but most here are savvy enough not to ever own this engine so you efforts maybe a bit in vain. Be prepare to play a game of wac-a-mole with the numerous other coolant fittings. Luckily you can do repairs as ive seen multiple people sink money into these and end up taking it out on the workshop.

Which 540i are you going to sell after you done with them?

Quality automotive tools don't really exist in hardware stores (NZ at least) mytools.co.nz Decent selection and prices on asian stuff (not far off trade in many a case) If you want European at a fair price then its Amazon or various international retailers around the globe. Primetools in Uk is good for facom if you specifically want them but shipping maybe a bit much in this case

You going need at least 2 wrenches to cover the typical ranges. A 3\8" ~20-100nm and a 1\2" ~70-350nm would cover just about everything. You could add in a 1\4" ~5-30nm if you wanted to get fussy on the low torque stuff. Toptul are one of the best quality options for the price. You could get a 3\8" and 1\2" in the above ranges for just over $400. Good support here in NZ also.

Certainly not fast by today standards but still adequate for everyday usage. Most F10 550's will be standing still in the wreckers yard in the near future so i wouldn't worry too much about it. Least you got the only reliable V8 BMW has or ever will make.

Yeah no doubt, but the number of true enthusiasts with open wallets is much smaller percentage than the average cost considerate buyer.

Im not replacing mine and it's saved me heaps of money.

"if it doesn't sell ill keep it". Classic line for when trying to sell an overpriced vehicle. Needs stupid offers for stupid description.

Interior colour isn't the most popular. K's dont mean too much at this age, service history\condition is more important. 5k-7k depending on what's been done and what need to be done (always is)

Pretensioner units re-webbed no issue via the authorized repairer (I send at least one down a month to Autosafe in Chch)

It looks like a good tool for difficult engines or a time saver in business capacity. BMW engines are easy to bleed. I don't see the point of it for the cost\quality in average DIY usage.

I dont know what Alpina have modified about it but 5hp19 is pretty smooth transmission. The TC lockup is a more gradually controlled transition. I would expect it more 'slushy' than the Audi 4hp which is probably on\off type lockup. Not sure what '..take a moment to come out of it' part means? If you have diagnostic software you should be able to see what the TC is doing in regards to lockup based on your throttle inputs. Was an adaption reset done when they changed the fluid?

Both have 4cyl money pit petrol engines.

What ive used since forever. It's the most durable for the application in my experience.

So your car has EDC suspension if that part number you been given is correct? Whats your VIN number? Do you wires coming out of the top strut mounts? https://www.fcpeuro.com/products/bmw-strut-assembly-e34-edc-31316750030#description If so you'd going have to convert to convention setup with new mounts at least because those strut aren't available or not economical to buy.

Micksgarage are probably the cheapest shipping for heavy parts ive come across. The selection isnt the greatest though on some vehicles. Rockauto can be hit or miss on shipping. Recently FCP was much cheaper to ship a pair of E36 struts both using Fedex.

Just about everything on this planet has gone up considerably in these last few years. Probably cheaper to just buy a manual E46 manual given you have to pay some one to convert. They are still semi affordable atm.