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^ For anyone that hasn't seen it the Crazy Hot matrix is must watch (youtube).

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Trying to hit notifications tab, but signing out, pisses me off every time I do, over and over

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I have no idea how that sh*t works on Tapatalk. I actually deleted the app because I was getting notifications every time someone liked a post on the forums I am on, was driving me nuts.

Crazy Hot flatmate wakes me up every damn morning.

My mornings go a little like this.

Wake up to

" MOSSSSSSSSEEEYYYYY ( her cat ) SWEEETTYYY FOOOOOODD!??? "
* STOMP STOMP STOMP *
" SQUEEEEEEEEEE MOSSSEEEEYYYYYYY "
" OMG - insert boyfriends name here - CAN YOU NOT " Etc etc etc

" TYLER ARE YOU UP YET!? ?!?!? "

" I am now you mangy cur "


For anyone wondering, shes about an 8 - 7 / crazy - hot

Also, found out my flat is now for sale, I f**king love Tuesdays

How hot?

How much is the flat? :ph34r:

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When my laptop gives me bad news.

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EDIT: Snooze that sh*t!

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Crazy Hot flatmate wakes me up every damn morning.

For anyone wondering, shes about an 8 - 7 / crazy - hot

Pics or didn't happen... :ph34r:

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When the hotel I stay at gets a new owner and the corporate rates go up.

DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM

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Even worse when the new manager doesn't know how to hide your pay-per-view porn movies on the damn invoice..

Allegedly.

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Pics or didn't happen... :ph34r:

How hot?

How much is the flat? :ph34r:

Ill snag one this weekend lads.

Dunno what the landlady is selling it for eh.

Buy it and build me a garage xD

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GODDAMN THIEVES BREAK INTO MY CAR AND SMASHED THE HARDEST TO GET REAR QUARTER GLASS. MAY THESE FOOLS BURN IN REAL LIFE AFTER OVERDOSING ON THE DRUGS THEY HAVE BOUGHT.

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GODDAMN THIEVES BREAK INTO MY CAR AND SMASHED THE HARDEST TO GET REAR QUARTER GLASS. MAY THESE FOOLS BURN IN REAL LIFE AFTER OVERDOSING ON THE DRUGS THEY HAVE BOUGHT.

STAB THEM AND KILL THEM, CUT THEIR HEAD OFF, BURN THEM ALIVE, RAPE THEIR FAMILY WHILE WE'RE AT IT.

Bastards probably took my Fog light Yesterday! Death to the Infidel who do not believe in thy BMW's Glory.

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Rant #1

Boxing is f**king sh*t

Its boring to watch

Its run by obviously corrupt wankers

And the refs are on the payroll

Rant #2

Jon Jones is a f**king mug, dude is on his way to being one of the greatest of all time and he gets into coke, crashes his car into a pregnant woman, runs from the scene, then goes back for his drugs ( Allegedly ) then runs again.
I for one am so glad Dana White stripped him of his title.
Thank you Jon Jones for being IHC, we now get to witness Anthony Rumble Johnson beat the snot out of Dan Cormier.

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Every man and his dog is suddenly a boxing expert.

I am a Manny fan from day one but Mayweather schooled him. Call it what you want, it wasn't exciting to watch but he learnt how manny fought and picked him off with every chance he had. To someone who doesn't follow boxing and just watched this match (90% of the people crying that the fight was rigged) it did look like manny was in control, but you don't get points for punching the other guys arms.

The amount of drunk rednecks at the pub last night yelling at the TV was insane. Educate yourselfs.

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Boxing is sh*t.

How someone can claim they are the greatest boxer in the world yet they only pick and choose who they fight and stick to weight classes so they can't be outdone by a more manly man.

Put Wladimir Klitschko in front of Mayweather. See who is great after that fight.

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Unlicensed bare-knuckle boxing is the real deal, makes UFC / MMA seem tame. MayPac was just a showbiz wankfest that overtook what was a good fight.

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Stilling wait for pics of flatmate...

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True!! Come on, hurry up...

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1) Ice cream truck impersonators. Ie the dudes who drive around with music (Britney spears in this case) blaring from megaphones on their front bumpers. Seriously why you want to attract attention to yourself in a clapped out Legacy is beyond me. Is this just a south Auckland thing?

2) reading what you just typed and realising your turning into a grumpy old man

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People who don't show pictures of the flat mate

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punks & c^&@$ "broke" into the car without actually breaking any windows or any door locks. Broke off my GPS, Left it in the chair, tore out my aux cable.

must be using a tool to open the doors manually somehow, the car has its keyholes shaved off. Next time I am leaving my proximity sensor ON.

it was my door lock malfunctioning and not closing properly. swiped stuff in my glove box though.

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WELLINGTON DRIVERS WELLINGTON CYCLIST WELLINGTON SKATEBOARDERS arrrrrgghhfjhdgnsotariuehgkjfimwrejgfvjwn

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Wellington wingers ^ see above hahahahahahaha ✌

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Wellington wingers ^ see above hahahahahahaha �✌

i believe you are mistaken

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