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You say that... but *I* heard that an E61 M5 Touring owner/forum member has been test drving LEAFs... but I won't say who

After watching those... your Mr Muppet would have a hard time driving a Land Rover Defender off road! Where is the :facepalm: emoji?

I thought you'd be happy! Looks a bit like a prius with a BMW front stuck on it.

Did you get a price from Milland? I got one for our E39 (diamond key) a few years back... and it was about $320 from memory??? - It was all coded, ready to go, direct from Germany. All I had to do was sync the remote (1 minute job, no tools required)

But if it's another crappily converted one, it'll end up being a drama at some stage, though.

Especially when they're asking double

Did you have any trouble with seagulls??? Good work though ;-)

supposedly 200kms... The tamper light shows if the LCM and Cluster VINs don't match. IF the LCM and the Cluster are more than 200KMs apart when you reinstall the cluster, you get a fault. once it's updated, you can clear the code. I wouldn't push to close to 200 kms either - I think the milage is updated generally every 100 kms between modules, so if you're at the 99km stage, then you only have 101 until the next update, that may put them over 200kms different. BMW Scanner 1.4 can be used to push the cluster milage UP (only) to match the LCM mileage. Just park it at the panel shop, pull the cluster then, unplug the ABS too - no milages recorded at all :-) Just be aware of no ABS, Traction, Stabilty etc! Have you got software to clear the codes after???

OK... this is the RANT thread though, so lets get back to being dicks about everything again...

FYI... We all know we're generalising - some of them are very good too... but they aren't as fun to talk about ;-)

I only buy online from supercheap. I met a local staff member one time, and decided online was the best option. The other shops aren't any better though. A Repco staff member told me my E39 would need thicker oil, if it's done over 100K. ...Then proceeded to tell me that 10W-40 was thicker, and would be better than 0W-40 for a "worn" engine. P.S. If anyone replies telling me that 10W-40 is thicker than 0W-40, I'll shoot you, then tell you why you're wrong. It's only thicker cold... when you DON'T want it to be thicker.

Very true! In our Touran, I "adjusted" the electric steering via software, and it's MUCH better (I set it to the lowest assist level!)- I'd honestly say it's not toooooo far off the E39 for feel... not quite as tight, but it hasn't had the same work that the E39 has either, plus it's a much simpler setup. Initially, you could feel nothing - it was like the wheels weren't on the road!

And don't hit aluminium arms with the hammer ;-)

"Someone" has taken the driveshaft and stolen the Fuel tank. Battery sorted though - "Mates Rates" for a DIN75 $145 inc :-)

http://www.bidbud.co.nz to the rescue AGAIN - you can set it to hourly ;-) You can also save the same search at different times of the day, to have it sent around the same time.

Shitty Genuine BMW batteries... E39 was dead this morning - Mrs W had to drive my '72 Beetle... for the first time! Battery was only 13 years and 9 days old too!

I doubt Auckland has EVER had weather that would justify rear fogs... You have to wonder how many drivers even KNOW they have rears, AND have them on!

new LUK DMF and Clutch kit for my 525i (M54) was just over a grand (almost NZ$1200??), delivered from ebay and GST paid here. There's a few other parts worth doing while you're in there, but certainly nowhere near $3K of labour is involved!!! Was your car converted to manual? There's a fair few dodgy converted ones around.

Before you do, can you leave the M5 to me in your will??? I promise I won't thrash it more than you

and the fan is LEFT HAND THREAD. Don't sit there for 20 minutes trying to tighten it! Big spanner, tap with a hammer - don't wedge the pulley - it's most likely plastic!

After removing the brake sheilds from the E39, because the council are too reatarded to sweep the stones off the new seal..... When to stay at the beach for a week - at Pacific Bay/Kowhawera Bay Tutukaka... turns out they just sealed the road out there too! E39 now has 3 new windscreen chips, numerous paint chips, stone stuck on the rims, underbody trays, wheelarches and suspension... GRRRR! Plus, in typical E39 fashion, had to nip down to the hardware shop for some "Knead-it"... to seal up the expansion tank, so we could come home! I only looked at it a few weeks ago, thining I should order one!

There is a little spring in there that breaks. Also, lube up the lock, because if it really fails, its drilling holes to get in. Turning to the HARD (90*) right sets "valet mode", where the remote, and interior button don't open it. Turning to the HARD (90*) left manually releases the boot lock..... as long as it's lubed and functional. 45* left and right, unlocks and locks the whole car.

It's turned into eBay... except everything costs more, and the range isn't there! The search engine at Bidbud.co.nz is better, and has more options. After searching, you can exclude categories etc, but it's still got the trademe backend, and has to comply with their API's, but it far cleaner and better laid out, same trademe auctions though.

Ebay UK :-) Or Ebay DE, if you're OK with German, or Google translate. Find part numbers HERE and google, or ebay them :-)

I had to drive home in that weather in my '72 Beetle! It was fun when it really rained... it has 2 speed wipers... S L O W and OFF. Being a '72 though - it has hazard lights I think a lot of people have no idea of the physics involved in keeping a vehicle on the road! Driving an OLD car points them out to you... often!